But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
This toilet bowl is my home.
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