OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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