It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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