question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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