I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
When did angry sex become our thing?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My dick has a subreddit
i think im in europe. pls send help
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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