We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
