that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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