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(650): View more from California

PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?

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No - puma.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(450): View more from Quebec

I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...

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On that note, do I have a rule?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.

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