As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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