it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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