I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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