So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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