I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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