I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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