do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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