Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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