i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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