you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Still dying that you shit outside
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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