ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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