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(619): View more from California

I want to have your abortion

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I cont stop tolking in a british axsent

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(440): View more from Ohio

Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story

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The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.

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(925): View more from California

Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.

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(+61): View more from Australia

he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!

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(216): View more from Ohio

Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.

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(818): View more from California

Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?

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