I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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