scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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