it wasn't lemon gatorade
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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