I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I need help removing her.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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