i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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