Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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