you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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