you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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