He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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