Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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