She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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