Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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