I think i sorta joined a cult last night
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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