I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
