There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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