If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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