I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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