Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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