brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
