From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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