ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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