He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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