I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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