That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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