i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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