I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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