Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
