The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
