16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
as a side note pls kill me
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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