Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Blow job season was short but glorious.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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