Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
ok first of all what the fuck
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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