She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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