its not stalking. its research.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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