We're like a lot better than the average bears
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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