Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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