Your tits are I can't wait for
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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