I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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